Many a hidden family secret comes out during funerals. 9-11 is no different. I am disgusted that there is never a moment that is appropriate to ask unanswered questions. Here are some canned responses:
1. Now right now. This a memorial for the dead.
2. Not right now. This is supposed to be a book signing.
3. Not right now. The VIP is only here to make a speech on another topic.
4. Not right now. You are not getting to question fast enough.
5. Not right now. You just got your answer to your question.(No, we didn’t. That’s why we have to ask a longer rambling question next time to cover the evasion factor.)
6. Not right now. Follow up questions are not allowed.
7. Not right now. Security!!!
8. Not right now. Come with me, you’re under arrest.
9. Not right now. You can’t come into this meeting as you are cited as a security risk.
10. Not right now. Shoot the #%@#^. Bang! Bang!
